I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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