Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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