Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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