with your own penis?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
