Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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