My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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