Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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