More tranny stories later!
I bet he comes in French.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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