I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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