White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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