I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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