East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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