she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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