Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
There r osticjed everywhere
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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