Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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