WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
You just made me feel so damn special
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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