you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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