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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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