i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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