I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
