No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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