This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize