Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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