i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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