we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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