do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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