So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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