what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
