next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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