NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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