This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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