she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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