Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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