Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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