in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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