Midget sex pt 2 tonight
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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