new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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