I want you more than these girls want KFC
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I FOUND THE LEGS
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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