And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
