its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I'm really busy with my period
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