You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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