Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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