The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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