you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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