You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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