He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
