I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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