Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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