There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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