So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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