He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
last night I used snow as a chaser
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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