what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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