he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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