oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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