The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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